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| Hank Lazard is a stand-up comedian. The following is a list of some of Hank's jokes. |
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FAMOUS JOKES When Hank tells a famous joke, the audience can't help but get involved. Call backs are in bold. |
| "How's come the car jack is in the trunk?" It should be on the tire.
"I mean come on." -Hank Lazard |
| "How's come they call it automatic transmission?"
You still have
to put it in drive. "I mean come on." -Hank Lazard |
| "How's come they call it a hatchback?" I've never seen a chicken come
out of one. "I mean come on." -Hank Lazard |
| "How's come you need insurance if you don't wreck?"
Write your
Senator. Dear, Senator. I mean come on. "I mean come on." -Hank Lazard |
| "How's come they're still doing construction?"
It should be
fixed. "I mean come on." -Hank Lazard |
| "How's come there's a turn signal on the front of the
car?" That guy
doesn't care. "I mean come on." -Hank Lazard |
| OTHER JOKES |
| "How's come there used to be one green light bulb?
And now there are a bunch of little green light bulbs.
I mean come on." -Hank Lazard |
| "How's come you get arrested for going 56 mph but not
55 mph? I mean come on." -Hank Lazard |
| "How's come you get a ticket for jaywalking and you get
a ticket for standing in the street? I mean come
on." -Hank Lazard |
| "How's come when it's hot and raining sometimes your
windows fog up? I mean come on." -Hank Lazard |
| "How's come the seatbelt in the front has two straps,
but in the back seat there is only one? I mean come
on." -Hank Lazard |
| "How's come you can't turn right on red sometimes?
I mean come on." -Hank Lazard |
| "How's come they got a P R N D 1 and 2? What
are the 1 and 2? I mean come on." -Hank Lazard |
| "How's come there is an arrow sometimes? No,
thank you. I mean come on." -Hank Lazard |
| "How's come Fords are only made in America?
I mean come on." -Hank Lazard |
| "How's come foreigners are made in the United States?
I mean come on." -Hank Lazard |
| "How's come there are three small rear view mirrors?
Why can't there be one big one? I mean
come on." -Hank Lazard |
| "How's come the gas tank is on the right and the gas
tank is on the left? I mean come on." -Hank Lazard |